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Thu, 9-May-24 11:27 AM (2 hours ago)
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My cock is lonely
Introduce it to your right hand.
(2 hours ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Or left if ya’s a leftie
(2 hours ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
Mine always feels better when I get it to do its favorite tricks.
(2 hours ago)
Getting bored of madam Palm?
(12 minutes ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 10:41 AM (3 hours ago)
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Wish You all a great Ascension Day
tanfas1 and tugking70 like this
Where do you even find 72 virgins anyways ?!
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Bible belt raspberry
(57 minutes ago)
Called Christi Himmelfahrt here....the dirty bugger
(13 minutes ago)
I get my belts at M&S ….
(11 minutes ago)
Not virgins though. They might have some, in the chilled section. Next to the Yorkshire Puddings ……
(6 minutes ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 9:38 AM (4 hours ago)
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One (made up) word combines two of my favourite things - choclit 😁
unt ze shocalit moose, here moosey moosey bork bork bork
(4 hours ago)
Wodja likes this
Absofuckenlootely
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 9:09 AM (4 hours ago)
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Thong Thursday! Weekend so close!
tugking70 likes this
Thu, 9-May-24 7:59 AM (6 hours ago)
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What to spend my winnings on..
It's been a few difficult months with various health issues... the joys of getting older. Thanks for asking, I hope all is well with you too.
(5 hours ago)
Sorry about that.. I had the last injection to my eye hopefully on Tuesday, apart from that no real complaints here.
(5 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Great news!
(5 hours ago)
Dignitea likes this
Yes, vision is lot better, I go back in around 4 weeks, to see the specialist.
(5 hours ago)
EmuLater and Pete_from_Aus like this
Enjoy the win and camera Dig. Hope the injections work their magic for you.
(41 minutes ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 5:07 AM (8 hours ago)
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So I now have my yellow badge! However..... I've now realised that this means I can't post any pics or vids of Nath fucking me as he's not verified. Is that right? Oh and morning all BTW xxx
tugking70 likes this
I'm verified if your looking for someone ter do the fuckin'. Sorry mister Nath
(15 minutes ago)
EmilyRay likes this
The yellow shield was issued correctly as you have a female profile and not a couples profile. You can post the occasional photo with Nathan in as long as there's no distinguishing features.....
(8 minutes ago)
Justmedamian likes this
^ is my understanding also.
(7 minutes ago)
sidders73 likes this
....that he could be recognised be and the majority of your pictures must continue to be of just you. Alternatively, post a couple more containing Nathan and then post verification pics with....
(6 minutes ago)
....both of you in them.
(6 minutes ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 2:55 AM (11 hours ago)
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I think that it's finally time to have some outdoor sex. Let me know when you have some, OK?
DiDiio and Johnseven like this
o you want to see the white jets fly?
(10 hours ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 2:07 AM (11 hours ago)
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*sits down with a tall glass of idgaf*
Shaken or stirred?
(11 hours ago)
Good question
(11 hours ago)
tugking70 likes this
I could use a glass of that
(11 hours ago)
w/wout ice?
(7 hours ago)
Thu, 9-May-24 12:19 AM (13 hours ago)
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Springhorny as a horse😈😈
Wed, 8-May-24 11:55 PM (14 hours ago)
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"This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital"
tugking70 likes this
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time.........
(13 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Here we go!
(12 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 11:11 PM (14 hours ago)
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Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You'll remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party
Hello Muda .. Hello Fatha
(12 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 10:40 PM (15 hours ago)
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Good Night Lovelies ❤️
smitten4u, Fbvines and tugking70 like this
Goodnight sexy x. come join me 😘
(15 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
I'm about to hop into bed love, long day xxx
(15 hours ago)
that's what i meant. join me in bed 😉 xxx
(15 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Zzzzzzzzzz
(15 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 10:34 PM (15 hours ago)
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Spoiler: the brain worm starved to death
laugh I've missed you so, Miss A. heart
(14 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
🫠🥰😘 muah JG!
(14 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Without a doubt!!
(13 hours ago)
"And the worms ate into his brain"
(11 hours ago)
Raven informs the other birdies not to catch Brainy Starving Worms...eek
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 9:27 PM (16 hours ago)
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Who actually reads the terms of service before clicking accept?
Wed, 8-May-24 9:19 PM (16 hours ago)
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Some of you need some social skills, just sayin
I think he meant courtesy, smitten. wink
(14 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I have a few extra if anyone needs one.
(14 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Not me. We’ll
(3 hours ago)
It’s an art and a skill. I generally don’t like humans but since I live amongst them I’ve learned how to get along. Some people though…
(2 hours ago)
I've tried social skills but if you're a cunt I'm gonna say it.
(11 minutes ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 8:35 PM (17 hours ago)
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Reacher is a great series so far.....what are your favorite series? Current favorites are 1) Seal Team and Fire Country
I quite enjoyed the Thin Man series of movies
(15 hours ago)
A Man in Full (Netflix), Mr. Bates vs. the Post Office (PBS), Split (PBS), Happy Valley
(14 hours ago)
Hey sexy Adele!! 😉😘
(14 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I enjoyed both seasons of Reacher very much. Just started season 2 of American Rust
(12 hours ago)
Currently bingeing Shetland again, up to season 5. Can recommend Fortitude for something different and in places batshit crazy
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 7:11 PM (18 hours ago)
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Jerked my clit off 4 times yesterday. Some days you just feel horny and/or bored.
You managed to re-affix it each time though?
(18 hours ago)
I wish I could get to four times before the batteries run out !
(18 hours ago)
Must be quite a large clit if it can be jerked off.
(17 hours ago)
Omg she said horny and bored
(11 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 6:50 PM (19 hours ago)
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My neck is so sore. ugh.
Welcome to old age
(16 hours ago)
*rubs your neck and shoulders*
(15 hours ago)
rodswim and Fbvines like this
I took a Viagra a few hours ago and it got stuck in my throat and now I have a stiff neck.
(15 hours ago)
Fbvines likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 6:06 PM (19 hours ago)
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I wish I spoke fluent Japanese, but I find Russian dialects sexy. What one language aside aside from your own do you wish you could speak fluently?
Italian
(19 hours ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
Female
(19 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 4:51 PM (21 hours ago)
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If at first you don’t succeed Then skydiving probably isn’t for you
Wgen does a joke become a "Dad" joke When it becomes apparent.
(21 hours ago)
Leg soldier says Only two things fall from the sky: birdshit and fools. 🤣🤣🤣
(20 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
I dunno, sky diving should make a person very motivated, you know, to pull that fuckin cord.
(16 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Words of wisdom.
(15 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 4:22 PM (21 hours ago)
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Oh you've made a mess on my stockings
gpflem and LOVEXXXPORN like this
You shouldn't have led me up the ladder 🤪
(19 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Lick it up
(19 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 3:43 PM (22 hours ago)
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Have to Show my Ass to the audience wink
I am sure you got a "standing" ovation
(19 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 2:14 PM (23 hours ago)
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Wet Wednesday!
tugking70 likes this
Wed, 8-May-24 1:50 PM (1 day ago)
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Which scent do you find the most soothing/arousing?
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Book pages.
(12 hours ago)
Soothing… good food being cooked/baked, good candles, pine forests. Arousing, when a perfume or body spray matches the woman wearing it
(12 hours ago)
I have to go with jimbo on this one.
(10 hours ago)
Only because it's fresh in my mind, but the smell of a freshly peeled orange is lovely.
(9 hours ago)
Eau De Skunk or Eau De Mules Armpit grin
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 8-May-24 1:31 PM (1 day ago)
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Sending out hump day vibes to all you sexy NNers... . and a few of us ugly ones too tongue
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